July 18, 2005
And the Horse You Rode In On
(or, sometimes this blog writes itself, Part II)
Not really sure what to add to this Reuters story of a Seattle man who died while having sex with a horse. The person who can keep a straight face while delivering that man's eulogy is a better man than me.
Interestingly, lawmakers haven't found the need to make this activity illegal; however, one law enforcement official noted that ''If you're talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues.''
Good to know.
Where the Hell is Hell?
In an attempt to assist my agent in the task of selling my book, I currently have to devote most of my free time to revisions, rather than serving the greater public good through my blog. I know, talk about selfish.
At any rate, for the vast hordes of you who are interested, I'll be blogging intermittently as my schedule and muse allow. Thanks for reading!
Oh, and tell MJ Rose I'll be back. This ain't over.
The Daily Haiku
Nicely Put:
Not really sure what to add to this Reuters story of a Seattle man who died while having sex with a horse. The person who can keep a straight face while delivering that man's eulogy is a better man than me.
Interestingly, lawmakers haven't found the need to make this activity illegal; however, one law enforcement official noted that ''If you're talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues.''
Good to know.
Ric Marion comments:
Read it, took me about twenty miles in the car before I realized the article said the MAN died of a ruptured colon - which created an entirely different picture.
damned near drove off the road.
gotta love it.
Where the Hell is Hell?
In an attempt to assist my agent in the task of selling my book, I currently have to devote most of my free time to revisions, rather than serving the greater public good through my blog. I know, talk about selfish.
At any rate, for the vast hordes of you who are interested, I'll be blogging intermittently as my schedule and muse allow. Thanks for reading!
Oh, and tell MJ Rose I'll be back. This ain't over.
The Daily Haiku
A Horse is a Horse, of Course, of Course
Wilbur, I presume,
Ne'er was asked by Mr. Ed,
"Was it good for you?"
Nicely Put:
"Fuck you," he explained.
- Ed McBain (aka Evan Hunter)
In fond memory of one of my favorite authors.
